2024年3月20日发(作者：电脑屏幕出现条纹)

My name is Mary Alice Young.

In this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last

week.

Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life, but that all changed last

Thursday.

Of course, everything seemed quite normal at first.

I made breakfast for my family.

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In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of my life

until it gleamed with perfection.

That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a

revolver that had never been used.

My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs.

Martha Huber, who'd been startled by a strange popping sound.

Her curiosity aroused, Mrs.

Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced.

After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me

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[Screeams]

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shot. shee's beeeen

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Yees, you'vee got to seend an ambulancee.

You'vee got to seend onee right now.

And, for a moment, Mrs.

Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy.

But only for a moment.

If there was one thing Mrs.

Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side.

I was laid to rest on a Monday.

After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects.

And, as people do in these situations, they brought food.